don't buy thisbucket its stained with MR. OLI'S BLOOD N GUTZZZZ

This bucket is red. It’s not subtle. Neither is your need for attention.

• Semi-gloss red finish ensures that lists and existential dread alike are always visible.
• Signature edition, because nothing says ‘unique’ like mass-produced irony.
• Packed in minimalist flat-pack box—just in case you want to store your expectations elsewhere.